A cheeky little card designed to put a smile on the face of a friend in need of a boost. The ivory linen effect 300gsm card measures 150mm x 150mm and features the wording 'Calm Your Tits' along with an image underneath. This has been embellished with a sprinkle of glitter and a couple of discreetly placed Swarovski flat backed crystals.
It comes complete with a matching envelope and will be packed in a cellophane card bag. It will then be packaged in a card backed envelope to ensure it reaches you in perfect condition.
I make all my cards to order.
Calm Your T*ts Humour Sarcasm Funny Friendship Quote Handmade Positive Affirmation Card Genuine Swarovski Flat Backed Crystal Detail Glitter
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.