A cheeky little card designed to put a smile on the face of a friend in need of a boost. The ivory linen 300gsm card measures 150mm x 150mm and features the watercolour image of a retro 50's housewife along with the wording 'I Just Checked My Receipt, I Didn't Buy Any Of Your Bullshit'. This has beautiful detailing and is embellished with a sprinkling of glitter and a genuine Swarovski flat backed crystal.
It comes complete with a matching envelope and will be packed in a cellophane card bag. It will then be packaged in a card backed envelope to ensure it reaches you in perfect condition.
I make all my cards to order.
Funny Positive Affirmation Handmade Card Didn't Order Your Bulls**t Quote Humour Sarcasm Friendship Break Up Swarovski Free Delivery
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Reviews (1)
Average:
Mar 9, 2024
These cards are cheeky and that is exactly what I wanted- life is too short. I bought more of these cards as my friends love them. Excellent service as usual. Fast delivery and well packaged. Highly recommend to others.
FRANCESCA NGUYEN